return my video game
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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