I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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