Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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