she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
