it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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