i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
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