this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
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