Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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