do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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