yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Randomize
