I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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