Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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