Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Randomize
