Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
The uberlube is also flammable
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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