we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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