love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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