Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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