the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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