In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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