If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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