who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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