We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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