your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Randomize
