I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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