put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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