i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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