making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
soo... how was my night?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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