Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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