just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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