going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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