Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Randomize
