i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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