I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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