We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
they're like a gay fantastic four
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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