Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
the day after is always just damage control
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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