i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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