She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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