Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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