Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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