just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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