A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Randomize
