It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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