Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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