And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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