Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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