Your tits are I can't wait for
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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