Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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