i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
