sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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