if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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