was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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