i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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